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sandandglass:

The Simpsons did The Hangover back in 1999. 

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— 3 days ago with 138043 notes

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

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— 3 days ago with 439700 notes
thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

(Source: reddit.com, via motokidoki)

— 3 days ago with 125760 notes

snowmiserr:

one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. 
and it is Akon.  So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” 
he said you too and floated on.  

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— 3 days ago with 87933 notes
phillies:

Marlon Byrd is so strong he breaks bats without making contact.

phillies:

Marlon Byrd is so strong he breaks bats without making contact.

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— 2 months ago with 595 notes

queenofmallets:

iguanamouth:

perpetual-loser:

iguanamouth:

a jurassic park reboot with the dinosaurs replaced by land before time characters

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This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen!

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— 2 months ago with 136851 notes

mlb:

Hanley homers, then Hanley celebrates.

— 2 months ago with 234 notes