pirates:

Why yes, Ryan Braun, Andrew McCutchen DID catch that!

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chelseaheckagaming:

suddenlynixon:

stayneurotic:

would-you-kindry:

trinawolfy:

WHERE IS THIS PLACE

I MUST GO THERE

NO SERIOUSLY SOMEONE TELL ME

can we just

plan a whole spring vacation or something

around this place in particular

If you want to know where it is click the source link

I NEED TO GO TO THERE. OH GLOB GLOBBBBB. Look at it, would you guys just… look at it?

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asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

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wrath-as-lightning:

smells-like-teen-spirit14:

The two sides of Tumblr.

this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever seen

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busket:

thetuffthorston:

that-lex-kid:

deadjosey:

ive-been-triggered-by-kankri:

redbloodedamerica:

This is ingenious.

mcdonalds needs to do this

WHAT

okay but I’m actually really scared that the lid of the drink is going to come off or something

//the way this works is that it stops about 2 inches above the top (the hole only big enough to go that far without ripping) so you  wouldn’t have to worry about the lid coming off!

it’s really a brilliant idea. it cuts down on the amount of materials used,  and space it takes up. all around good engineering.

from the looks of it it might be recycled materials too? if not then it should be.

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beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

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buzzfeedfood:

“Cut Food” is the brainchild of photographer Beth Galton and food stylist Charlotte Omnès. All liquids are suspended with gelatin, making the most mundane snacks into works of art.

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castiel-on-my-wayward-son:

ohmygoyf:

THESE ARE SOME NICE SINKS, YO.

Sink kink

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tlrledbetter:

Look who showed up in last Saturday’s new Fairly OddParents!

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seafarers:

Skógafoss by Vulture Labs

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signingpineapple:

i-am-superjohnlocked:

terezi-pyrope-seer-of-mind:

i-want-chips:

karkatsaysfuck:

voculabulary:

chaoticwaltz:

badwolfsourwolf:

georgetakei:

Never thought of it from that angle.

that is not acute joke.

i’m finding it rather obtuse tbh

i’m pretty sure neither of you is right

they are telling it to you straight 

300% DONE

i think you mean 360%

shut the fuck up

THESE ARE MY PEOPLE. 

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Oscar-Winning Django Unchained, by Quentin Tarantino.

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